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Consistency vs. Customization

Sometime in between now and becoming Emperor of the Americas (something I will detail at a later date) I want to start a cafe. Not just any cafe, but a robotic cafe. Food prepared by a robotic assembly line. Yes, that would be just as awesome as it sounds.

The title of this post — Consistency vs. Customization — comes from a thought I had today. McDonalds, or any other fast food franchise, is an excellent example of consistency. No matter where you go, a happy meal is going to be a happy meal: 97% identical to any other (and yes, I pulled that statistic out of my ass). But say you want mayonnaise instead of ketchup, or pepper jack cheese instead of cheddar? Tough luck.

A local cafe that I love — Cafe 103 — is the perfect example of customization. They have a menu, but nothing is set in stone. If they have the ingredients, they will make it for you. My usual order is for a Strawberry smoothie spiked with grape zip-fizz, soy milk instead of regular (because I’m kinda lactose intolerant) lightly blended so its so thick I have to eat it with a spoon. And no whip cream. My cheese burger is pretty normal, with the exception of pepper jack cheese. That, my friends, is what you get when you live by the motto “The customer is always right.

Of course, this customization has a downside: very little consistency. I don’t know how many ways there are to fry a burger or mix a smoothie, but I think I’ve nearly collected the entire set.

Enter, stage left: machine precision. You walk in; you go to a touchscreen. You select you basic meal, then customize it to your heart’s content. The interface would be very friendly and easy to use, while still offering fine grained control. It would also show you a live calorie count and other nutritional information. Then, after you’re done, you can could save your design so that the next time you came in your perfect meal would be just a few button presses away.

Once you submit your order, the robots would get to work: frying, slicing, dicing, shredding, blending, baking, pouring soda pop. This would all take place under clear glass, so you could watch your food move down the line.

I would make millions, I’m sure.

Red Robin restaurant review

So guys, there’s this place called Red Robin, right? And it’s fucking awesome, mkay?

First thing I thought when I saw the menu: This is the ThinkGeek of restaurants! The food is totally crazy, in an awesome way. For example, I had a glass (well actually 4 and a half glasses — free refills ftw!) of freckled lemonade. It’s lemonade, with sliced strawberries floating in it and a slice of lemon on the side. It’s served in a variety of crazily awesome cocktail glasses that twisted in ways that didn’t make any sense.

The food was likewise unique — I ordered “Burnin’ Hot Love” — a hamburger packed with peppers. Even the bun and fries were peppered!

So seriously guys, you owe it to yourself to dine in such a fawesome establishment. Bring your friends, bring your mom, and most definitely bring your wallet, because the prices match the quality.

Back to exercise?

Jogged two miles today and yesterday. Well OK, more like jogged one mile, walked the rest. I’m working my way up.

I’m also trying to do push-ups and crunches whenever I think of it — my goal is to have noticeable abs by the time summer rolls around. I read a couple fitness websites, and they all agreed that you need to have at most 10% body fat before you start seeing your abdominal muscles. To that end I’ve been eating less. Hope I can keep it up, because I’m getting hungry… :(

Doing some work on my game. Found a library that adds an explode() function that does the same thing as PHP’s build-in explode(). I’m going to use this for loading custom levels in my breakout game.

Aaaaaaand there was something else I was going to say but, as usual, I forgot it. Yay. I’m gonna go eat.