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I made a Molotov cocktail!

Continuing with todays theme of death and destruction, I’ve constructed a Molotov cocktail! Er… sort of. Actually it was pretty lame. As Al Qaeda would have said, “Did you hear us? We voted. You’re out of the [terrorist] cell!”

It went like this: I decide to make a Molotov. Don’t ask me why. So I go grab a glass bottle (about 20 oz), a rag, and a can of gas. I fill the bottle with gas, stuff the rag into the bottle, and douse the rag with gas. I lit the rag, and I think I said something like “Gah!” because I’d forgotten how well gas burned. So then I chuck the bottle. It arcs up, trailing flame… then it comes down and hits the ground with a *doink* type of sound, and completely fails to break.

Round two: after putting the rag out (I was smart enough to have a hose standing by) I tried again. Another rag, another (smaller) dousing of gas, another match, another toss… *doink*

DAMMIT.

Round three: got a bigger bottle, on the assumption that A larger surface area would break easier. Poured the gas from the small bottle into the new one, got another rag, etc. Still didn’t break, but the rag fell out and the gas spilled out making a pathetically small and short-lived inferno. I hosed the area down because, as Smokey says: only you can prevent forest fires.

What I learned: Dirt is softer then it looks, and glass is harder then it looks. No wonder all the fun riots are in cities.

Also: screw the Molotov’s, go right for the fireballs. Film Canister Fireball

I’m so doing that once I get some smokeless powder.

Only with a trash can instead of a film canister.

I bought a laptop

And not from craigslist, either — even after checking back every day hoping for a good deal, I never found one that I felt comfortable buying. So I bought an Eee PC 1000HE from Amazon. Should be here by at least Monday of next week, but hopefully this Saturday.

I read a ton of reviews on it, and it is reputed to be the best netbook on the market. So if it turns out it sucks… I’m going to drive to Seattle and burn down the Amazon HQ. Then I’ll do the same to Asus. Then I might as well head over to DC and take out the White House and the Senate/Congress/Whatever building, in order to express my displeasure with our Government. Come on, Obama, getting a dog is NOT THE SORT OF CHANGE I WANTED WHEN I ELECTED YOU. Gah. America’s political system is insanely fucked up. Two parties… hell, it’s not even that, because there isn’t a single party I know of that wants to put a blanket ban import on everything from China and ban outsourcing — the two things that we need to do to turn this country around.

Anyway. That was kind of a tangent… I got a laptop! Yay for me. I’m going to bed.

‘Night, world.